WORK: AZOTUSCAFE.COM
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Here is the basic perfect pitch to CNN, FOX, MSNBC and even the Discovery Channel. It appeals to Al Gore and Sarah Palin, the Death guy from Texas and those concerned with global warming. Basic premise: Okay, okay..it has to be a Discovery Channel thing first…because you really need to show the plight of the polar bear…how they starve…cannot find enough seals to eat and how the hunting ground is being diminished by global marming…er…warming. Once you have set that context and shown emaciated white bears forced to look at their own cubs for food….THEN comes the fun part (for the audience).
You helicopter in 200 Death Row inmates from Texas with full gear…I mean top-notch REI gear (sponsored)…and drop them in he middle of the diminishing ice-flow with the polar bears. Reality Show meets Texas justice meets Environmental Awareness meets WEEKS for hunt and chase between hungry polar bears and mostly guilty men who were gonna die anyway. I was about to say “everybody wins”…but what of the 200 Death Row guys..?
Okay…..three of them have to survive and be transported via Virgin Airlines to Tahiti WITH the full understanding that any future miscues at all in the future will result in their immediate transportation into the Polar Bear habitat at the San Diego Zoo…
Okay…so who is gonna executive produce?
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